The Menu
Pick from the finest fixings in the solar system.
Meteor Brisket
$24.99
The original Cosmic BBQ classic. Smoked to perfection in our patent-pending Fusion Reactor™ smoker, this meteor-size brisket plate is a flavor explosion that's out of this world.
Cosmic Combat™ Ribs
$21.99
These ribs are engineered for battle — fall-off-the-bone tender and slathered in a spicy, tangy Cosmic Combat™ BBQ sauce. They're the perfect weapon for your taste buds.
Cosmic Rocket™ Wings
$19.99
These wings, pre-seasoned with our famous Cosmic Rocket™ dry rub mix, pack a punch that's out of this world—crispy, smoky, and hotter than a re-entry burn.
Black Hole Burnt Ends
$21.99
Our signature burnt ends are so tender that they'll keep pulling you back in for more—like a black hole of smoky, meaty goodness.
Hayabusa2 Orbital Bombardment Satellite
$148,999,999.99
The original satellite-based weapons platform, and to date the only model to have successfully conducted an orbital strike mission. A tried-and-true model whose design and construct was, as per recently declassified blueprint documents, largely attributed to the founders of Cosmic BBQ.
Meteor Shower Platter
$33.99
A hearty platter with a little bit of everything—ribs, brisket, pulled pork, wings—enough to fuel a crew for a deep-space mission.
Atlas V Expendable Launch System
$177,999,999.98
A classic payload delivery system developed as part of a partnership between Lockheed Martin and the Cosmic BBQ founders. Includes a bottle of our signature Big Bang™ BBQ sauce.
Order soon, limited stock available!
Red Giant Sausages
$13.99
Succulent sausages seasoned with our classified blend of herbs and spices, seared to perfection in the heat of a dying star.